Thursday, June 24, 2010

at the candy store

me: Do you have Swedish Fish or are these just gummies in the shape of fish?
girl: What?
me: Are these Swedish Fish?
girl: What are Swedish Fish?
me: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SWEDISH FISH ARE?!
girl: No...
me: Oh they're like gummies in the shape of fish.
girl: Oh... these are gummies in the shape of fish...
me: Oh ok. So they're not Swedish Fish.
girl: Um...
me: Ok thanks.
I'm such a jerk.

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