Last week, I crashed my bike coming home from my friend's going away party. I dozed off, crashed into a parked car, and ate the pavement. As a result, my legs look absolutely ridiculous, which is especially embarrassing since I wear shorty shorts every day to work (it's summer, sue me). I have about 5 huge bruises on my legs and dozens of tiny bruises and scratches all over my body.
Moral of the story: don't do drugs.
Also, the cycling bruise of Summer 2010.